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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 20, 2011 18:48:31 GMT -5
If you have any quotes, post 'em here!
"Alright, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineer's to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" Cave Johnson, Portal 2.
I love that one.
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Post by Kai on Sept 20, 2011 23:35:26 GMT -5
@seric: lol, I was playing that game earlier today and heard that quote. XD
They got the perfect guy for Cave Johnson's voice.
This one's one of my favourites.
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. "
~Albert Einstein
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 21, 2011 14:01:16 GMT -5
@ Kai
Yes, they did. XD
Oh, that is awesome.
"Most people say not to feed the trolls, but I enjoy troll fishing."
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Post by Kai on Sept 21, 2011 21:35:25 GMT -5
@seric: I like that one too Einstein truly was a genius. I loled so hard at your troll quote too. Did you say that or did you get it from somewhere?
I used this for a design piece for school once and many people liked it. :3
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
~Pablo Picasso
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 21, 2011 23:31:05 GMT -5
@ Kai
I came up with it right then and there, actually.
Ooh, I like that one.
Here's one I found on DeviantArt recently, but that person made me promise not to use it in an argument, so I'll use it here. It was posted on a Christian group page, this was in reply to a troll:
"What's the point? All you want is to ridicule us anyways because we believe that the Bible is the Word of God! And that is what you have been doing because like I explained, you just didn't want to have any part of it. You kept claiming that the Bible was written by men with lofty ideas. And you insulted countless of times already, and I don't need your lofty suggestions to be a stumbling block to other Christians.
You who claim to believe in God, by what do you know God by? You wouldn't know who God truly without any form of proof or document. The people of Israel even now believe in the Scriptures because of the fulfillment of its prophecies! Men don't determine prophecies, ONLY GOD DOES! We live by the Word of God and it is true because we see the scriptures fulfilling what it says! Without the Word of God, we wouldn't have known if God was some angry kid with a lightning rod or a God who is love!
And finally you disgust me by judging another person by your own standards. Because I can tell you that one day you will experience the same as what you did to the other. Troll? Are you talking about yourself? Who started trolling here?
I kick the dust off my feet from you. It's now you and God." - SS-OschaWolf
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Post by Kai on Sept 21, 2011 23:55:41 GMT -5
@seric: You came up with that on the spot? Wow, I wish I had that kind of talent. O.o
Oh nice. Those are some pretty kick a** final words to a Bible troll. ^.^
It's so sad how DA's become a playground for them. I stopped bothering when I got into a huge argument with a group on DA called The KKK (no lie, I reported the name but the mods ignored me >.<).
This one a friend of mine said when I was over at his house and he was making me dinner.
"Hell hath no fury like the persistence of butter."
The story behind that is, he was making garlic mashed potatoes, went to add some butter and it was suctioned onto the wooden spoon he was using, he went to scrape it off but it was somehow partially frozen and was only coming off in flakes and little shaves, so he ended up having to set the spoon in the potatoes and walk away until it had thawed. ^^;
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 22, 2011 0:13:11 GMT -5
@ Kai
Lol. That's awesome. I'm THIS CLOSE to leaving DeviantArt... partially because I don't post anything anymore, partially because my friends rarely reply to me... partially because of the trolls... and partially because I've only been working on my manga, which I can't post, or it'll be stolen.
Hmmm...
Oh, here's one. Back in high school, I used to sit with the band at lunch, because one of my best friends is in band, so I know the whole band. So, one member, Jack, said,:
"Oh guys, you've got to hear this. It's about how I got my razor. It's a great story."
"So, how did you get it?"
"It came in the mail!"
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"And?"
"No, that's it."
Yup. We get bored.
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Post by Kai on Sept 22, 2011 1:13:01 GMT -5
@seric: Yeah, I'm looking for other places to go, once my subscription runs out I probably will leave. DA's not really a place for real art anymore. It's too overrun with juvenile fan art of anime and sub-amateur photography (eg: myspace photos and camera dumps). XP I found a site called FineArt America that seems pretty respectable, but I'm sticking with DA for now partially because of my sub and partially because I need publicity and they have the biggest member base of all the art sites.  loool that's pretty amazing. Gotta love boredom in band. XD Okay, I'll let this be my last one for a while, gotta let others have a shot at this. ^^; "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. " ~Bill Cosby |
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Post by Bulwark on Sept 22, 2011 12:31:17 GMT -5
"if you sit by the river long enough, eventually, the corpse of your enemy will float by" -
Japanese Proverb
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 22, 2011 13:38:07 GMT -5
@ Kai
I love Bill Cosby
@ Bulwark
...Lol. I think I've heard that one before.
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Post by Bulwark on Sept 22, 2011 16:55:57 GMT -5
@seric: most probably, its a very commonly known quote  here is a line I wrote myself some time ago, it simply came to me in a dream and I HAD to write it, it might not be as much as quote... but still... "And before my eyes I saw a mighty wall, its gates wide open and welcoming light as a feather I felt, my wounds all healed and clean as newfallen snow a beaconing came from inside, and as womanly hands of the purest light lead me on glorious and benevolent voices rang in my head, welcoming me to their kingdom as the gate closed behind me, I sighed with relief a home I had searched for and a home I had found This is my home this... Is Valhalla" - Bulwark |
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 22, 2011 18:52:27 GMT -5
@ Bulwark
That I have heard of before. I took a mythology class, and we talked about that.
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Post by Bulwark on Sept 22, 2011 19:08:25 GMT -5
@seric: Wait what? how can you have heard of that one before? I wrote it myself, I've never read anything that even reminds me of this, so that sounds a tad bit strange to me  |
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Post by Seric Phriam on Sept 22, 2011 20:21:12 GMT -5
@ Bulwark
I don't mean those exact words. I mean Valhalla, and what it's generally like.
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Post by Bulwark on Sept 23, 2011 7:26:47 GMT -5
@seric: ooh in that way, my bad, hehe... but yea, Valhalla is the asatru equivalent of paradise really, except there we eat and drink, go out and fight till we die, get resurrected by the valkyries, go back and eat and drink... untill the day of Ragnarok
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